Yo' Mama...

Yo Mama's So Big/Fat...

  1. Yo' mama's so big that her belly button's got an echo.
  2. Yo' mama's so big that she can't wear an "X jacket" cuz choppers keep landing on her back.
  3. Yo' mama's so that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most."
  4. Yo' mama's so big that when she goes to the movie theatre, she sits next to everybody.
  5. Yo' mama's so fat that everytime she goes to the zoo, elephants start to throw her peanuts.
  6. Yo' mama's so fat that her blood type is ragu.
  7. Yo' mama's so fat that her college graduation picture was an aerial.
  8. Yo' mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes -- she has to wear Boss Hoggs.
  9. Yo' mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
  10. Yo' mama's so fat she measures 36-24-36... And the other arm is just as big.
  11. Yo' mama's so fat that when she sat on a quarter, she squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.
  12. Yo' mama's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks

Yo' Mama's Stupid/Dumb...

  1. Yo' mama's so dumb that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
  2. Yo' mama's so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she wrote "Hooked on Phonics."
  3. Yo' mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
  4. Yo' mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
  5. Yo' mama's so stupid, she got a part-time job painting Skittles.
  6. Yo' mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  7. Yo' mama's so stupid that when she jumped out of the window, she went up.
  8. Yo' mama's so stupid that she took a blood test and failed.
  9. Yo' mama's so stupid that she sold the car for some gas money.
  10. Yo' mama's so stupid that she got fired from the M&M candy factory for throwing away all of the "W's."

Yo' Mama's So Ugly...

  1. Yo' mama's so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
  2. Yo' mama's so ugly that she had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
  3. Yo' mama's so ugly that her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
  4. Yo' mama's so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
  5. Yo' mama's so ugly that she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.
  6. Yo' mama's so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't even come back.
  7. Yo' mama's so ugly, she scared the chrome off of the bumper.
  8. Yo' mama's so ugly, they didn't even give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
  9. Yo' mama's so ugly that when she sits in the sand, cats try to bury her.
  10. Yo' mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
  11. Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
  12. Yo' mama's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor smacked everyone.

Yo' Mama's So Dirty, Greasy, Hairy, Nasty...

  1. Yo' mama's so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.
  2. Yo' mama's so greasy that when she sweats, Crisco comes outta her pores.
  3. Yo' mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
  4. Yo' mama's so hairy that her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
  5. Yo' mama's so nasty that she only changes her underwear once every 10,000 miles.
  6. Yo' mama's underwear is so funky that the roaches check in, but they don't check out.

Yo' Mama's So Old...

  1. Yo' mama's so old that "Jurassic Park" brought back memories.
  2. Yo' mama's so old that she has pictures of Moses in her yearbook.
  3. Yo' mama's so old that when she was still in school, there was no history class.
  4. Yo' mama's so old, her birthday expired.
  5. Yo' mama's so old that she farts out dust.
  6. Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo' Mama's So Poor...

  1. Yo' mama's so poor, your TV only has 2 channels -- on and off.
  2. Yo' mama's so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention.
  3. Yo' mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
  4. Yo' mama's so poor that the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted.
  5. Yo' mama's so poor, the whole family goes to Sears to watch TV.

Yo' Mama's So Short, Skinny, Tall...

  1. Yo' mama's so short that she has to cuff her underwear.
  2. Yo' mama's so short, you could see her feet on her driver's license.
  3. Yo' mama's so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought that she was pregnant.
  4. Yo' mama's so skinny, if I gave her a piece of popcorn, she'd go into a coma.
  5. Yo' mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
  6. Yo' mama's so tall, when she tripped over 4th Ave., she landed on 12th.