So you interested in picking up someone, want to do it normaly, or just go nuts?

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Beavis & Butthead Pickup Lines

Uh, hey baby.

Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.

Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.

Would you like carry my books for me?

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.

My lips are registered weapons.

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.

If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

 

My pickup lines

Think you can dance in those shoes?

You're "no parking", aren't you?

"Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?"

"I'm into semiology. What's your sign?"

"Hey, doll, is this guy boring you? Try me instead! I'm from a different planet!"

Once, I was in a coffee shop and while the waitress was pouring my cup of coffee she said, "Say when." Response: "As soon as I finish this coffee."

"What a lovely dog! Does it have a phone?"

"Lie down; I think I love you."

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

Shall I wait for you in my car or sit and introduce myself

 

Medieval Pick Up Lines

I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.

Can I hose down your doublet?

Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.

What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?

Come up and see my scrolls.

You can scale my battlements any day, madam.

You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours.

They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.

My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.

Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.

When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.

Are you wearing windex? I swear I can see myself in your pants.

 

Some good pickup lines

Baby, heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause there's one standing in front of me right now"

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

 

The World's Worst Pickup lines

"Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up"

Baby, you won't EVER get into heaven, 'cause it MUST be a sin to look that good!"

fuck me if I'm wrong...but havent we meet before

I may not be Fred Flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock

"I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs"

Hay baby, want to wrestle?

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?