THE NEW PICK UP LINES

Hi, I'm {fill in name here}.  Remember that.  Cuz you're going to be screaming it later on...

Nice dress...  It's gonna look good rolled up in a ball next to my bed.

Do you sleep on your stomach?  Can I?  

{In a Wisconsin accent}  Ya know you're like a crescent wrench.  Everytime you come around my nuts start to tighten.  

{In a Wisconsin accent}  Ya know you're like a prize winnin' bass.  I don't know whether to mount ya or eat ya.  

Do you have a quarter?  My mom told me to call her when I fell in love, and I just looked your way.  

                      Thanks to  MrE From IN
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Tidepool/5488

Hey Baby you want some fries with that shake

Thanks to: AJ4SEASONS

Damn girl, you give me enough wood to build a log cabin.

Thanks to: James A. Tyvand