Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
A: Tiger Woods has a more reliable driver.

Q: What was Princess Di's last words ?
A: Is that all this cars got ?

Q: What would you call Di if she married Fayed?
A: Princess Di ed

Q: What did the Queen give Fergie for her birthday?
A: A new Mercedes and a trip to Paris.

Q: Why doesn't Di like the French Press?
A: Because they drive her up the wall.

Q: Whats the difference between the 5.15 to Brighton and Dodi Fayehd
A: The 5.15 comes out of the tunnel.

Here's the US version of the above joke.
Q: What's the difference between the NFL and Dodi Fayehd/Princess Di?
A: The NFL players came out of the tunnel last Sunday.

Cheers to my man PN for those last couple.

Old:

I've been thinking about what happened to Princess Di.

I reckon she did it on purpose... she wanted to be the first to try on the
Versace Summer '98 Collection.
 

Q: What was the last thing that passed through Princess Di's mind?
A: The windshield.

Q: What was the last thing Diana saw?
A: The back of her own head.

Did you hear Princess Di was on the radio?
And on the dashboard and on the windshield and on the ashtray....

Q. What was the last thing Dodi said to Di?
A. "You look smashing!"

Q. What did OJ say when he saw the photos of the crash scene victims in
the tabloids?
A. "Wow, it's like deja vu!"

Q: How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

Q: What was the last thing she kissed?
A: The radiator.

Q: What's the one thing that attracts Diana more than a wealthy Egyptian?
A: A solidly-built pole.

Q: What is worse than being chased by British photographers?
A: Being chauffered by a French driver.

I'm concerned that Diana's driver was drunk. After all, a *sober*
Frenchmen behind the wheel would have instantly killed all *four* of the
car's occupants and levelled the bridge.