Q: Why did John Denver crash?
A: He wanted a smash hit in the 90's

Q: What was the real reason Princess Di's car was going so fast?
A: She was running late for her flying lesson with John Denver.

I heard that Elton John has interupted his American tour to immediately
begin work on a new song, "Like a brick in the wind".

Q: What did john denver discover about himself this week?
A: He can't fly and he can't swim.

Q: What's the diference between John Denver and the stock market?
A: People would cry if the stock market crashed...

Q: What was John Denvers Last Hit???
A: THE PACIFIC OCEAN !!!

Q: Have you heard what caused the crash?
A: "There were these four paparazzi in hang-gliders, you see..."

Just heard on CNN that John Denver was actually flying an experimental
aircraft.
The results of this experiment are............
 

It doesn't fucking work!